Scorpio

One of the most admirable things about you, Scorpio, is that you take your promises and duties (no, not that kind of duty) seriously, and are beyond dependable when it comes to holding up your end of the deal. You keep your mom’s stress at bay, you smile real big and wag your tail at the door when your dad comes home, you get the uncontrollable zoomies after bath time just to make your parents laugh. But, sometimes, you sit and think: “I wish I’d known exactly what I’d agreed to when they brought me home.”

This week, remember that you’re allowed to say no. In fact, you’ve got our blessing. If you’re in a comfy position, a sweet glance and a tail wag will do just fine as an end-of-the-work-day greeting. The humans can meet you halfway: on the couch.

Your lucky flavor: Beef!

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