FIND OUT WHAT THE STARS HAVE IN STORE FOR YOUR PUP THIS WEEK

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Capricorn, responsibility is your superpower this week. Patrol the couch, guard snacks, and supervise humans like the tiny furry CEO you are. Balance work with play—epic leaps and tail wags are allowed. Humans will reward your dedication with treats and cuddles. You’re efficient, adorable, and slightly bossy. Nap breaks are non-negotiable, but earned in style. Duty calls…then naps.

Lucky flavor: Beef!

 

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Aquarius, this week is quirky and full of inventions. New ways to play, strange poses, and creative zoomies are your forte. Humans will try to understand your brilliance but fail spectacularly. Sneak in extra treats with clever antics and head tilts. Expect random barks, dramatic flops, and unusual toy uses. Originality is rewarded this week—especially if humans laugh or clap at your genius.

Favorite flavor: Cheese!

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Pisces, your week is dreamy and empathetic. You’ll sense humans’ moods, cuddle for comfort, and daydream mid-sniff. Invisible squirrels, imaginary friends, and sudden barking may occur, but everyone will forgive you because you’re irresistible. Sunbeam naps and soft snores recharge your magical energy. Mix gentle affection with playful antics, and you’ll leave humans feeling loved, relaxed, and slightly jealous of your serenity.

Lucky flavor: Chicken!  

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

This week, Aries, your zoomies will break all previous records. Expect sudden sprints through hallways, epic tail-chasing marathons, and heroic bark attacks on rogue socks. Humans will try to keep up but fail spectacularly. Snack breaks are mandatory between adventures. A squeaky toy may become your mortal enemy or best friend—approach with caution and maximum enthusiasm.

Lucky flavor: Lamb!

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)

Taurus, this week is all about comfort. Guard your couch kingdom, demand belly rubs on schedule, and evaluate snack quality like a true connoisseur. Stealthily steal a nap spot from a human? Legendary. Humans will bow to your stubborn, fluffy authority—just don’t forget: a well-timed wag or puppy eyes increases treat odds exponentially. Cozy reign is assured.

Lucky flavor: Elk!

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)

Gemini, your moods this week will be chaotic and adorable. One minute you’ll cuddle like a marshmallow, the next you’ll chase shadows and air squirrels with dramatic flair. Humans will try to guess your desires—good luck! Zoomies, spontaneous barking, and creative toy rearranging are on the menu. Head tilts are powerful today; wield them wisely to score snacks, pets, and epic attention.

Lucky flavor: Salmon!

Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)

Cancer, your week is full of love and snuggles. You’ll detect humans’ feelings from three rooms away and offer comfort with paws, nudges, and soulful eyes. Treats are likely to appear in response to your empathy, so play it up. Beware the vacuum or delivery person—they may trigger heroic barks. Nap breaks in sunny spots are essential; cuddles count as cardio for humans.

Lucky flavor: Rabbit!

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Leo, your week is pure drama and glory. Every toy, couch cushion, and human lap is your stage. Expect spontaneous poses, majestic tail wags, and Oscar-worthy sighs when ignored. Humans will marvel at your diva antics and shower you with treats. Just remember: royalty can be playful, too. Knock a toy over in style, or bark at the mailman with flair—you deserve applause for everything.

Lucky flavor: Chicken!

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Virgo, your week is detective mode: sniff, inspect, reorganize, repeat. Every crumb, squeaky toy, and suspicious sock will be analyzed with precision. Humans may try to distract you, but your head tilts and investigative skills win all negotiations. Reward yourself with naps and treats; you’ve earned them through tireless supervision. Order, logic, and a bit of mischief define your week.

Favorite flavor : Beef!

Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Libra, your week is all about balance (and indecision). Sunbeam or couch? Toy or nap? Humans will marvel at your contemplative pauses. Treat negotiations go well if paired with strategic tail wags. Mediating sibling squabbles? Absolutely. Your charm and perfect puppy gaze keep everyone happy. Don’t worry—eventually, you’ll find the coziest nap spot and possibly a few extra snacks along the way.

Favorite flavor: Lamb!

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Scorpio, your week is intense and mysterious. You’ll glare at the mailman, secretly plot snack heists, and stare at humans like you’re reading their souls. No toy is safe, no crumb unseen. Humans will admire your stealth and fierce loyalty. Occasionally, reward them with tail wags to remind them you’re approachable. Shadows may scare you—dramatically—but that only increases your enigmatic aura.

Lucky flavor: Salmon!

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec)

Sagittarius, adventure awaits! This week, explore every corner of the yard, sniff everything, and chase anything that moves. Humans may struggle to keep up, but your enthusiasm is infectious. Zoomies will strike at random, and mischief is encouraged. Return home triumphantly for a well-earned nap and snack. Extra points for dramatic leaps, victorious barks, and heroic squirrel inspections.

Lucky flavor: Cheese!