FIND OUT WHAT THE STARS HAVE IN STORE FOR YOUR PUP THIS WEEK

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Capricorn, this week demands fluffy authority. Guard snacks, supervise laps, and ensure nap compliance among humans and pets alike. Zoomies are short, dignified, and executed with precision. Treats appear for tail wags and patient observation. Ignore human distractions—they cannot resist your combination of loyalty, intelligence, and adorable bossiness. Your week is a perfect blend of order, snuggles, and strategic chaos.

Lucky flavor: Cheese!

 

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Aquarius, expect a week of quirky brilliance. You’ll invent new games, strike bizarre poses, and unleash unpredictable zoomies. Humans will try to understand your genius—fail miserably. Clever antics and head tilts maximize treat success, while your playful chaos entertains and confounds your human companions. Embrace your originality; every random leap or dramatic flop adds points to your charm score this week.

Lucky flavor: Beef!

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Pisces, your week is dreamy, whimsical, and soft-pawed. Daydream mid-sniff, chase invisible squirrels, and cuddle humans with soul-shaking tenderness. Snacks appear when soft snuffles and strategic nudges combine. Zoomies are gentle but unpredictable, often inspired by sunlight or imaginary foes. Chaos is optional, but adorable antics are mandatory. Nap in sunbeams and spread your empathetic, fluffy magic everywhere.

Lucky flavor: Salmon!  

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

This week, Aries, your zoomies reach legendary status. Hallways become racetracks, couches are conquered with daring leaps, and socks are fair game for heroic chases. Humans will try to keep up but fail spectacularly. Snacks appear magically if spins, twirls, or dramatic barks accompany your chaos. Remember: bravery, speed, and flair are your weekly essentials—walls are just temporary obstacles.

Lucky flavor: Chicken!

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)

Taurus, your kingdom of cozy reigns supreme. Guard the couch with vigilance, nap like a pro, and deploy puppy eyes strategically to summon extra treats. Humans may attempt minor furniture theft or lap invasions—stand firm. Occasional kitchen trots and backyard patrols spice up your royal routine. Stubborn paw placement and majestic sighs will ensure that comfort, snacks, and cuddles remain firmly under your fluffy control.

Lucky flavor: Lamb!

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)

Gemini, your moods swing like a pendulum this week. One moment, you’re a snuggle expert; the next, a shadow-chasing whirlwind. Zoomies hit at random, especially when humans are unprepared, and spontaneous barking can summon treats. Strategic toy rearrangement and dramatic head tilts enhance your negotiating power. Chaos is your art, and your humans are both collaborators and admirers of your whirlwind energy.

Lucky flavor: Elk!

Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)

Cancer, empathy is your superpower this week. You’ll sense humans’ moods from across the room and offer comfort through paws, snuggles, and soulful gazes. Sunbeam naps replenish your emotional energy, while occasional zoomies keep life exciting. Snacks appear for heartfelt cuddles, but vacuum monsters and delivery people require heroic barking. Balance love, naps, and occasional chaos, and your humans will worship your fluffy intuition.

Lucky flavor: Salmon!

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Leo, your dramatic energy dominates every room. Every toy, couch cushion, and human lap is your stage, and your poses deserve applause. Epic zoomies, majestic tail wags, and Oscar-worthy sighs are expected, especially when humans are distracted. Snacks appear magically when diva antics are executed with style. Chaos is encouraged—knock over a toy or two and bask in the admiration of your loyal audience.

Lucky flavor: Cheese!

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Virgo, your week is detective mode: sniff, inspect, reorganize, repeat. Every crumb, squeaky toy, and suspicious sock will be analyzed with precision. Humans may try to distract you, but your head tilts and investigative skills win all negotiations. Reward yourself with naps and treats; you’ve earned them through tireless supervision. Order, logic, and a bit of mischief define your week.

Lucky flavor : Chicken!

Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Libra, balance is your mantra. Nap spots, toys, and sunbeams are endlessly evaluated for perfection. Strategic indecision delights your humans and can earn extra treats if paired with dramatic tail wags. Zoomies hit when contemplation reaches peak levels, and mediating pet squabbles becomes your secret power move. Steal a toy on the sly and return to your sunbeam throne—your charm ensures no one will complain.

Lucky Flavor: Beef!

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Scorpio, your intensity is unmatched. Stealthy snack heists, mysterious glances, and silent judgment of humans dominate your week. Zoomies hit in shadowy corners for maximum effect, and every suspicious object deserves inspection. Reward yourself with snacks earned through cunning and tail wags. Chaos is optional but encouraged—vanishing under furniture or dramatically barking at invisible intruders enhances your enigmatic aura.

Lucky flavor: Lamb!

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec)

Sagittarius, adventure calls! Yard corners, sticks, and imaginary foes await your exploration. Zoomies erupt unpredictably, turning ordinary spaces into obstacle courses. Heroic leaps, dramatic barks, and joyous spins increase your treat probability exponentially. Humans may struggle to keep pace, but your infectious enthusiasm ensures they try. Chase, explore, nap, repeat—every day is a thrilling escapade in your paws.

Lucky flavor: Salmon!