FIND OUT WHAT THE STARS HAVE IN STORE FOR YOUR PUP THIS WEEK

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Capricorn, you take holiday duty seriously—guarding presents, supervising baking, and judging the tree alignment. Zoomies are brief but productive. Snack alert: you earn treats through responsibility alone. Chaos forecast: low, but your silent disapproval of crooked bows will shake the room. You’re basically Santa’s project manager.

Lucky flavor: Elk/Venison!

 

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Aquarius, your holiday creativity is unmatched. You’ll invent new games involving ribbon, jingling collars, and gravity. Zoomie forecast: abstract patterns across the living room. Snack alert: humans reward your “unique energy” just to calm you down. Chaos tip: unwrap gifts in unexpected ways—your artistic vision deserves to shine.

Lucky flavor: Cheddar Cheese!

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Pisces, your dreamy holiday spirit melts hearts. You’ll nap under the tree like a living snow globe, cuddle with anyone who looks cozy, and stare thoughtfully at twinkling lights. Zoomies appear softly, like gentle snowfall. Snack alert: winter-themed treats magically find you. Chaos forecast: low, except when you emotionally bond with a stuffed reindeer.

Lucky flavor: Salmon!  

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Aries, you’re the holiday comet this week—fast, bright, and crashing into everything. Expect peppermint-fueled zoomies, tree-skirt surfing, and barking at ornaments that dare sparkle. Snack alert: cookie crumbs rain upon the bold. Chaos tip: tug the tinsel gently—you want mischief, not a structural collapse.

Lucky flavor: Cheddar!

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)

Taurus, your holiday focus is naps, snacks, and hogging warm spots. You’ll curl under blankets like a festive burrito and refuse to budge. Zoomies? Only to the kitchen when wrapping paper rustles. Snack alert: aim for gingerbread-shaped treats. Chaos forecast: low, unless someone moves your stocking—then prepare for righteous pouty fury.

Lucky flavor: Beef!

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)

Gemini, you’re both Santa’s helper and his greatest menace. One moment, snuggling under twinkle lights, the next, sprinting off with a bow stuck to your butt. Zoomie forecast: turbo mode when gift bags appear. Snack alert: double treats for festive confusion. Chaos tip: unwrap gifts dramatically—it builds anticipation.

Lucky flavor: Lamb!

Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)

Cancer, your heart glows like a Christmas tree. You’ll comfort stressed humans, guard presents, and cry dramatically when the doorbell brings more guests. Zoomies will be emotional, sweeping through rooms like a holiday melodrama. Snack alert: sugar-cookie shaped treats soothe your soul. Chaos forecast: mild, unless a snowman threatens your yard’s honor.

Lucky flavor: Chicken!

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Leo, holiday glamour is your destiny. You’ll flaunt your festive bandana, pose by the tree, and demand applause for existing. Zoomies become full runway shows. Snack alert: premium treats only—seasonal, artisanal, possibly handmade by elves. Chaos tip: if you knock over décor, do it with flair and a dramatic hair flip.

Lucky flavor: Salmon!

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Virgo, you’re the holiday organizer—sniffing every package, inspecting stockings, and policing cookie placement. Zoomies follow a precise course between tree and sofa. Snack alert: you’ll find every dropped crumb with GPS accuracy. Chaos forecast: low, but your judgmental stare at unraveling wrapping paper will haunt the family photo.

Lucky flavor : Elk/Venison!

Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Libra, you face critical decisions: which present to sit on, which lap to warm, which cookie to beg for first. Expect elegant zoomies around the tree. Snack alert: gingerbread men gravitate toward your charm. Chaos tip: knock one ornament off, just lightly—it adds drama without destruction. Balance, beauty, and biscuits define your week.

Lucky Flavor: Beef!

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Scorpio, you mysterious holiday gremlin, you’ll lurk in shadows like a festive ninja—silently plotting treat heists. Zoomies will be stealth and precise, especially at midnight. Snack alert: stolen cookies taste better. Chaos forecast: deliciously high; your smoldering glare alone may melt a candy cane. You are the dark chocolate of the season.

Lucky flavor: Lamb!

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec)

Sagittarius, snowdrifts, wrapping paper piles, and open doors fuel your adventurous spirit. Zoomies? Legendary blizzards of joy. Snack alert: outdoor treats (snowflakes, pinecone “samples”) tempt you. Chaos tip: leap into gift piles with reckless festive abandon. Your energy is pure holiday magic wrapped in fur.

Lucky flavor: Chicken!